Clearly an agent of Satan, this demented tool of the ILLUMINATI tells stories of presumably the time she ate Pizza babies or something. I don’t know. I didn’t actually watch the video. I just assume she is talking about using human babies as pizza toppings.
Don’t be afraid
This is Poppy. She looks like a sweet girl. There is no reason to be afraid of her. Well maybe the ominous synth pad.
Do not be afraid of her.
Whatcha doin?
Pssss. Hey. Whacha doin?
I see you there.
a fat rabbit
The cross-eyed obese rabbit whose face will haunt your dreams.
Actual Cannibal
In the shadows lurks a true weirdo
Alan Tutorial – Crush a can
Lets say you had some wood right… then you got an empty can of Dr. Pepper. I bet you wouldn’t even know what to do with it would you! Thankfully Alan has your back with this handy tutorial.
Loyalty
A weird chick in the woods. Thats cool. She is thinking outside of the box
Mount St. Helens
Comic sans as a font choice? Weird. but not as weird as the rest of this video.
Wakey Wakey!
It a new week. Time to rise and shine. Put your happy face on. Just don’t hug me. I am scared.

